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Later Gators

on 9/24/2009 01:01:00 AM
Its the 24th and I'm feeling almost everything right now. I have less than 19 hours left in Brunei and god how I hope it goes by slowly. Feel like I shouldn't sleep tonight but my gut tells me I should. This might be corny and emo if you may but screw it: I'd like to thank everyone and I mean everyone for all the good they've done and all the bad too. Also sorry for everything.

As the cliche goes: this is not goodbye, will see you later :'D

PS: will be missing, not mostly though, all the late night ventures with the Bungster and just lying around the house doing nothing with the cats.

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Close to my heart

on 8/10/2009 10:13:00 AM
Sometimes I wonder why I didn't choose to take up history as my course for Uni. But last night I found out why: I love history too much that I'd rather learn about it myself without ever being graded about it (again).

Last night I was at my grandparents' house for an impromptu visit and while I was there I found very old photos of my granddad back when he was in his 30s. I won't tell you much here because I intend to blog about it when I can get hold of these pictures (which I really hope is soon). All I'm gonna say is that, to me, my grandpa was awesome.

This morning I came across a few videos which really irked me. I won't say much about this matter also. I will only be saying: your great-gradfather gave up his rights when he decided to flee. Running like a coward into the woods/to another country makes you less of a man. A man undeserving of any subordinates. Enough said.

Later, alligators! =D

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Dear Friends...

on 7/24/2009 07:47:00 PM
Yeah yeah long time no blog yada yada yada bla bla bla sorry for yak yak yak....

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH NGAPA NADA ORANG ONLINE ANI KAN?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!? TOLOOOOONNNNNGGGG!!!!!

I DONT WANNA CHAT WITH SI DAO SAJA WAHHHH!!!!! T_T

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Surprise Surprise!

on 7/05/2009 01:48:00 PM
As of Friday 3rd July 2009, Manchester United, the team that I have followed and supported for the rest of my life, has officially signed former Liverpool star Michael Owen on a free transfer. It is reported that the English marksman (or whats left of him) will be earning a 50,000 pound a week salary and possibly a pay-as-you-play wage.

never saw this coming....

After losing high profile players, Cristiano Ronaldo and Carlos Tevez, many (including yours truly) expected United to splash some money around in siging replacements of the same calibre into the fray. However, despite reaping 80 million pounds from the sale of CR7 which brings United's transfer kitty, as they call it, to a 100 million pounds, United have only spent a rumoured 17 million on their first signing Luis Antonio Valencia. Many have scoffed at United's transfer activities in this ever so important transfer period but United and SAF are not to be solely blamed.

Real Madrid, home of the scorned Galacticos, have been some sort of a leaky drain in their spending. High profile signings, Kaka, Ronaldo, Albiol and potentially Benzema, Ribery and Maicon, has seen United running out of options on players. It is rumoured that United's next targets are Sergio 'Kun' Aguero from Atletico Madrid, Luis Fabiano from Sevilla and Ibrahimovic of Inter. It is highly unlikely though for United to sign either players with El Kun's release clause is worth 60 million euros, Luis Fabiano is a tad bit too old and Ibrahimovic is just a dream away.

Off to be a Blanco

But do we really need any more forwards? With the likes of Rooney, Berbatov and Owen being 'senior' forwards and Danny Welbeck and Frederico Macheda rising through the ranks, United's strike force is more than sufficient. All these players can surely contribute to the goal tally but only under one condition: United need to sign a playmaker of some sorts in the centre of midfield.

The strike force!

The Young Devils

If any of you watched the Champions League final against Barcelona, it was evident that United were the weakest in the middle of the field. Xavi and Iniesta dominated over United's 'mediocre' central midfielders. So the solution here for the Red Devils in order to retain EPL glory and reach and win another Champons League final is a central midfielder who can complete passes and win tackles. We had that once when Roy Keane was in service or when Paul Scholes was in his prime but those years have faded and its time for things to change.

There are many options for the Red Devils. The likes of Youann Gourcuff and Jeremy Toulalan and come into my mind but is an unrealistic dream though with Gourcuff just signing a four year deal with Bordeaux and Jeremy Toulalan is everything but a traitor to Lyon. Then down the pecking order comes the names of Miguel Veloso and Joao Moutinho. These players have made names for themselves in Portugal with Sporting Lisbon and are established internationals. However are they good enough for United? Veloso is known for inconsistency and Moutinho although can hold the ball in the centre of midfield, his strength and commanding prowess is doubtful. And on a side note: all the names above seem to be 'nice' guys and what United really need are players with the charisma of Eric Cantona, vision of Paul Scholes, fighting nature of Roy Keane and the work rate of Wayne Rooney. A player of that calibre may as well be the best player to ever exist (sorry Ronny but you're just not that good personally) and surely United would be able to dominate for many years to come.

The Ginger Magician

However finding a player with such criterias is, as I utter repeatedly , impossible. It really is heartbreaking when you (you I mean 'me') think about it. There is no such player in existence like that. So what I think United should do is carry on what they do best: harness and develop the talent instead of search for it. Currently in our squad we have Darren Fletcher, Michael Carrick, Anderson, Owen Hargreaves, Darron Gibson, Paul Scholes, Park Ji Sung and Ryan Giggs who can play in the centre. Paul Scholes and Ryan Giggs are approaching the twilights of their careers and I expect them to see limited amount of play time in the next term, which would possibly be their last. Darron Gibson is untested and lacks experience and the latter also can be applied to Anderson. Owen Hargreaves is crocked but I have total faith in him and Park Ji Sung is more effective playing by the wings. The only ones left are Darren Fletcher and Michael Carrick. Both unsung heroes but the latter gets more adulations than the former which to me is rather unfair. Darren Fletcher is a reliable workhorse when you expect him to hold the ball and Michael Carrick can surely breakdown defences with his cutting diagonal passes. But these two players are only effective as one.

Heart of the midfield

When one can pass the other can't. When one keeps possession the other can't. So to say either of them can play well only if the other one does too. The missing factor in the United midfield is none other than Owen Hargreaves. As both of the aforementioned unsung heroes are not really defensive in their nature (Fletcher used to be a winger and Carrick can't relly hold possession), 'Hargo' can and will cover for them. At top form, he can be as solid and commanding as both Ferdinand and Vidic combined, aggressive and committed as Rooney and the dearly departed Tevez, score goals from dead ball situation like he who will be forgotten and the versatiliy that should be named 'The Hargreaves'.

The solution to all the Devils' woes

But just to be safe United should sign someone who can cover for Hargreaves when he's out.

He came, he saw, he conquered and popped his collar!
There's only one number 7!

PS: I was really disappointed when Benzema chose Real over United. I thought he could be the successor of l'enfant terribles, Eric Cantona, and wear the number 7 shirt proudly. But like I said United don't need another striker, they need a playmaker.

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Without ME its just AWESO!

on 7/01/2009 10:30:00 AM
That makes perfect sense. A few months back I was going through a phase in my life where I was keen on dressing smart i.e. buttoned down shirts all the time. But now it seems that that phase has passed and I'm really into t-shirts now. I've been following bustedtees, a website where they sell t-shirts designed by normal people, for quite a while now and it seems that if I were to wear t-shirts for the rest of my life, I'd be wearing those from bustedtees.


This one cracks me up all the time! In case you don't get it thats MAO Tse Tung

They also have classic stuff like the uber cool Voltron! And the caption! HAHAHA

First rule of Fight Club: Do Not talk about Fight Club!

One word: Awesome!

The funny side of global warming

LOL


E.T. pwned home!

This one I really like!

GAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!

But I bet if I get my hands on these shirts and wear them in Brunei, only a handful would get it. Oh wait that would be kinda great.

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Antonio Valencia... United's new number 7

on 7/01/2009 05:11:00 AM
It's official! Antonio Valencia the Ecuadorian star and playmaker, previously of Wigan Athletic, has signed a 4 year contract with Manchester United with an undisclosed fee agreed betwen Wigan and United. Valencia will take over the reigns of the illustrious number 7 shirt from the confirmed departee (yes thats all you are to me CR7, just a departee) Cristiano Ronaldo.

Now that that's done: "OI SAF!!!!! Sign Benzema next! Thanks~~~!!!"

And I think United should get a defensive midfielder just to cover Hargreaves until he is fit.

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Click Like!

on 6/29/2009 08:48:00 PM
Ok I haven't been one to request anything from people on this blog but this time its different. I'm just gonna ask you to do one thing and one thing only: click the link below and like the picture you see! Even though you dont know them just do it.


I wont be winning anything though but I want these guys to win it. =D

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Lets just pray...

on 6/24/2009 12:53:00 PM
that this movie doesn't turn out like Dragonball or Speed Racer. I have total faith in M. Night Shyamaln to give this movie the awesomeness it deserves. It doesn't look like there's gonna be any nonsense like in the DBZ movie or Speed Racer. Man do those movies suck balls. I hope this movie stays true to the origins.



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Inglourious Basterds - I wanna be one too!

on 6/24/2009 08:29:00 AM
I've actually known about this movie months ago but only now have I remembered to do something about it. This might well be the second best movie I'm gonna see this blockbuster season (second to Transformers 2 of course *hopefully*). I've never been a big fan of Quentin Tarantinos work but he's not bad. I thought Reservoir Dogs was good and I hope that this movie will be better.



NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!

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Lets go to Tasek!

on 6/15/2009 08:32:00 PM
Guys its time to wake up early. Put on your running shoes. We're gonna go jogging tomorrow. Get a good night's sleep and make sure you don't pull a Fadhil tomorrow.

I have a feeling this is gonna fail.

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Stop-motion-esque stick figures

on 6/13/2009 12:22:00 AM
Lol just wanted to try this. Stick figure animation somewhat stop-motion-esque. I guess animation is still animation. Theres a special appearance near the end. Whoever can guess who it is gets fadhil for a week =D




Took me 30 minutes to do the stick figures and 15 minutes or so to mash things up. Quite happy with myself.

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Douchin' it out lounge style!

on 6/09/2009 12:08:00 PM
I thought I'd share this with you. Don't know if this is serious at all. But I know it irks the hell out of me. Oh yeah just for that dramatic effect, please wait till the whole vid loads and watch it till the end. Make sure your speakers are on full.




Yup the word 'groovy' comes into mind. If this was a Scooby Doo episode we'd be hearing the whole Mystery Inc. saying "JINKIES!".

*sigh* the good old days...

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Halfway there

on 6/04/2009 11:48:00 PM

I didn't know they'd get faster after level 8 -.-

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Finally an answer!

on 6/04/2009 05:33:00 PM
"Why do we celebrate National Day on the 23rd of February?"

This question has been bugging me for a long time now. I've asked many about this and none of them gave me an answer. Not my history teachers, parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles etc. But now I just found out the answer.

The reason why we celebrate our National Day on the 23rd of February is because even though we achieved our independence from the British on the 1st of January 1984, we were only freed of their rule by then and not their protection. It was 54 days later, 23rd February 1984, that we achieved independence from the protection of the British.

HAH!!!! THERE YOU GO MRS SINGH!!!!

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Pucker Up Bitch!

on 6/01/2009 01:09:00 AM
This is very disturbing. I couldn't sleep for days. I was afraid I was gonna start pouting in my sleep like this little douchebagette (female douchebag) and be stuck like that forever *iyea labih*. _|_


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United - ogres, prettyboys, koreans etc

on 5/27/2009 10:07:00 AM
We're moments away from the defining match of the season. The Champions League Final between Manchester United and Barcelona to be precise. Both teams are currently, in my opinion, the two best football clubs in the world and are on top form at the moment. Barcelona, with the likes of Messi, Henry and Eto'o leading the attack look a formidable threat to United's quadruple hopes. But have no fear United fans because United also have their kick-ass trident attack.

Leading the trident attack is Wayne Rooney. He has been prolific in front of goal this season. Despite not scoring a lot of goals, he has missed lots of chances which means that his selfless behaviour, which at times are wonderful for the team but not always, is gone and is now more of a deadlier predator. Apart from that, hehas also starred in three movies where he being the beast gets the girl and rules as king in the end. Don't know what I'm talking about? Well just take a look at the picture below taken from his latest movie:



Shrek 3: Pursuit of the Triple Successive BPL wins

As support to the attack, Cristiano Ronaldo and Park Ji Sung. We are not unfamiliar with Cristiano Ronaldo's skills as a footballer. His thunderous earth shattering freekicks, his dribbles, speed, pace, acceleration, deadliness in front of goal and good looks *EEEEKKKKK* (please detect the sarcasm) makes him almost the perfect footballer. But football isn't the only sport he plays. Recently he was called up to join his national side's, Portugal, Olympic diving team:


Verdict: 10 out of 10. Perfect timing, composure and most importantly believable (if you were a sucker). Go for Gold Cristy!

Park Ji Sung, despite being underrated in England is much more of a cult figure in Asia especially in his homeland South Korea. To me he is the most hard working player n the United team. You can see him run up and down the flanks chasing after the ball relentlessy and winning. Asked in an interview what his plans were after football he said: "I think I'm gonna follow in Eric Cantona's steps and act" and act he will. Posts on fan boy/girl pages are raving about the prospect of him appearing on Korean dramas:

 
Sim aku post pasal Korean LOL!

On the bench we've got two othe prolific strikers - Tevez and Berbatov. Both if summed up cost $50 million. Man I wish somebody paid that amount of money just to have me sit on a bench for a large fraction of 90 minutes every week. Berbatov and Tevez play very important roles while on the pitch but because of their public behaviour, managerSir Alex Ferguson, decided enough was enough and is gonna bench them possibly for 60 minutes or for the whole game.

 Berbatov (some might know him as count) was caught in the streets sucking blood out of the necks of United Supporters.

 Asked why he did this: "I just wanted to pwn that guy - Edward's ass!"

Tevez has also risen dispute in the United camp asking for more money as he was jealous of his brother earning more than him:


Pictured: Tevez (left) and his brother - that dude from Red Hot Chilli Peppers (right)
*Stay*

So with that amount of firepower it's safe to say United are gonna win it tonight!

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You might like this..

on 5/26/2009 06:41:00 PM
Copy and paste the link below to your browser then after the '#' sign enter your name/nickname. It's a lot of fun.

http://thepoorprofessor.blogspot.com/#'your-name-nickname-here'

Try it!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!

on 5/26/2009 05:28:00 PM
Even though she doesn't read this blog, I'd just like to wish Happy Birthday to the greatest mom ever (in my opinion). Thanks for giving me money and a roof over my head (that goes for my dad too). But I'm mostly thankful for the love you've given me. May age cure you of your crankiness and nagging. 

Sincerely,
Mama's boy and favourite eldest son =D

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