The World Wide Web turns 16 today.

16?!?!?!?!?!?!?! So I'm guessing the stuff where the rule '18 years or above' doesn't apply to the '3 W's", huh? So with that, the prize for the biggest hypocrite ever to exist goes to: The World Wide Web!

Yesterday I started work. Yay! I don't think I'm at liberty to discuss the operations of what I do but all I can tell you is that I work as a Data Entry Clerk at Expansys Technologies located on the top floor of iCentre (Your Innovation Centre - iyea) which means I'm one floor above Ranoadidas who I think I will meet today if not on Friday. Why Friday? well on Fidays the iCentre family (they're familial there) gathers at Coffee Zone down below and has sort of an activity called 'The Breakfast Club'. Our employers said that this Friday all of us new staff will be introduced to the whole of iCentre. And oh yeah they have a Foosbal table.

I guess this is the closest I can get to working in Collegehumor.

Man this video clip is very close to my heart. I know you guys might think I'm talking about Megan Fox but actually no, not entirely though. There's a scene in the clip that really touches me. The one when Sam tells Bumblebee: "You'll always be my first car". Well the time to sell my Vitara has come and soon it'll be out of my life forever which is kind of sad because I've had quite a few memories in that car een though I've only been driving it for about 8-9 months. It is (and will be was) the first car I ever drove in my entire life. I've hosted a Nutella Party in that car.

It's been a good ride and I guess I have to move on to bigger and better things, steed-wise, just like what Sam said in the clip to Bumblebee. WTF am I saying? How can you move on to bigger and better rides than a car that transforms into a badass robot?!!! I don't care if you're dating Megan Fox, talking cars are awesome.

My parents are getting me a new (not really) car. Too bad they got the car before I saw this video clip. If I knew Bumblebee was available I would've pitched him in for my new car.

This video was shot with 1000 frames per second and I am really impressed. Seeing how everything moves in high-def sure changes how a guy views life. LOL!


I-Movix SprintCam v3 NAB 2009 showreel from David Coiffier on Vimeo.

Last night while searching the internet for knowledgeable material (the internet meaning collegehumor.com and knowledgeable material meaning tings to fill in my time) I stumbled upon.... hmmm I don't really no what to call it... it's not really a creation because they didn't realy create it but it's also not an improvisation as the main part of it was removed. So I guess we'll have to do with an innovation.

I stumbled upon Garield-minus-Garfield right after I stumbled upon quarterlifecomics (which will not be covered in this or future posts). Garfield-minus-Garfield is described as:

a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.

Sounds to me that he's not really depressed. Instead, I think he's got an abundance of time to do nothing. Believe me I can relate. He's just like you and me.

      

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

or maybe after you've seen this video maybe not. I've been wanting to share this video which I found on youtube for a long time now but seemed to have forgotten to do so again and again. I don't know if I've shared this vid before but I've checked my archives and no traces of it were found. So enjoy...

I know I've been neglecting this *cough*sorryexcusefora*cough* blog and I really do feel guilty. So to rid myself of all this guilt I present thee... pictures that I delayed from posting time after time.

Spiderman is not gay at all (please detect the sarcasm).

He actually said "I'm web shooting spidey!" but that wasn't funny at all...

I'm proud to say: "Didn't even have to edit this..."

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I smile whenever I see this picture....

I never realised it until I started using them but camera-phones sure are handy.

*Short post alert*

I just found out that whats his name from Slumdog Millionaire is gonna be Prince Zuko in the upcoming Avatar: The Last Airbender. The aforementioned (iyea) movie will be directed by none other than the master of all movie twists - M. Night Shyamalan, and will be out next year. Man this is exciting. Avatar was great for me.

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I finally did it! I went 1 month without shaving or trimming my beard! I don't think I've ever been happier. That's an something I can cross out of my bucket list. The itchiness an lack of comfort was totally worth it. So now I guess people owe me some virtual money. Or not. Whatever. Man is this a short post or what?

Don't you just love spam? Y'know those kinds where you have to be scammed first into giving out your email account and password into a system and the automated programme within that system hacks into your account and gives people stupid IM's. I have fallen victim to these scams back in the past (long, long, long time ago - like before star wars) and now it seems like others are too (or not). Can't keep up? Let me give you an example:

*friend's display name* says:

This is like a dream come true for me and my Becky. We both are living proof that Acai pills work to lose weight quick, we both lost over 30 pounds and still losing, no diet or excercise they just burn the fat off. Get them now for only five dollars at http://datedoes.com

Wow it's funny how the universe can give you hints. Cruel and hurtful hints I might say. It's like a punch in the gut! HAHAHA

Yeah, yeah, yeah I get it. But the main question here is who the hell is Becky? And Acai pills? Seriously.



Oh yeah, I'm back... and I know I promised pictures but YEAH just be patient (or not).